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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2005|12:46 pm]
well, i haven't updated much on this thingy ma bob. so i do believe i just got one of those newfangled xanga thingys. now now, don't call me stupid...or okay, yes you can. but it's

www.xanga.com/squidknee

am i really regressing to fifth grade?


i do believe so.
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2005|09:50 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |i want to break free - queen]

i haven't updated in awhile. so suuuue me. hey did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? that's one hell of a libido, if you ask me.

anyway, i just got back from dinner at the good ol' koczarski house. good times, and pizza. always a nice combination. their kitchen has a definite apple motif. i just walked in and was like 'BOOM- APPLES". i personally prefer green apples, esp. granny smith. and no the fact that my favorite kind is named after a senile woman is by no means some sexual connotation. you're SEEECK.

anyway, the play rehearsals have been going good, chris (the director) has some crazy elaborate ideas for set/costume and sound/visual lights and stuff, it'll be interesting to see how he deals with the fact that we're not a big drama department. however, we did rake in 7 grand for Annie. that's because it's all middle school students, and those parents go to every freaking show.

bleah, by the way, we got our plan and psat tests back. better get my fitting for my walmart apron. sigh.


i wishh i was smrat.

i mean smart.

dammit.
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totally pointless, but MYAH on you [Jan. 1st, 2005|05:43 pm]
[mood | you lookin' at me?]
[music |canned heat - jamiroquai]

Name: Sidknee Jayne
Sex: Girl
Age: 16
Screen Name: cheeky geek
Meaning: i am what i am
Siblings: Cardee! my love, my passion, my sister.
Height: 5'8 ALMOST 5'9"
Hair Color: blonde, but dark
Eye Color: Green
Writing Hand: left, yo suckas!

BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: i chew on pens (bleah, i know)
Do you bite your nails? only if i broke one
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Yeah! My right one
Can you blow smoke rings? i wouldn't rightly know that
Can you blow spit bubbles? Yessuh
Can you cross your eyes? so well, it will astound you
Tattoos? No, but i want to get a l'il one
Piercing? well i DID have my ears pierced, but no longer. it's a long story involving fainting
Do you make your bed daily? No, but i am remorseful over the fact that i don't
Do you clean your room? Yeah, why you be up in my biznass?

CLOTHES
What goes on first, underwear or socks? Underwear, i'm not a total freak.
Which shoe goes on first? left, because i'm just so spontaneous and crazy
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? none
What's sexiest on a guy? uhh i don't know, like a button up and a blazer.. oh yes.
What's sexiest on a girl? ....nothing.
Favorite Piece of Clothing: skirts, and i have plenty.
Pajamas: tshirt

FOOD
Have you ever eaten Spam? no, i am a deprived child
Favorite Ice Cream? cookie dough :D
How many cereals in your cabinet? Right now? some ancient ones
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? none, i'm a sloppy ho

GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day, once if i get home late from somewhere and i just pass out on my bed
How often do you shower/bathe? Once a day, sometimes i skip a day.
How long does your shower last? on a weekend, like 30 minutes, on a school day, 10 minutes
Hair drying method? Towel and then hair dryer.
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? why yes, and i do it regularly
. Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? 50 pounds overweight, because i could change that
. Do you swear? damn straight i do
Do you ever spit? I'm a lady! Of course I don't spit!

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: penguins, seals, puppies :D
Food: sushi, any octopus/squid, enchilada
Month: June or December, or October
Day: friday! how typical
Cartoon: family guy
Flower: gerbra daisies, hydrangeas
Shoe Brand: ?
Subject in school: bleah, NONE. i guess choir because we don't do anything.
Color: blue, green, grey
TV show: Scrubs, Gilmore Girls
Movie: Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Amelie, This is Spinal Tap (hence the screen name), Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine, Mean Girls, Velvet Goldmine, Chicago, HEathers, Sixteen Candles, when Harry met Sally, any Audrey Hepburn, White Christmas, Indiana jones, Matrix, Goonies, Requiem for a Dream, Harold and Maude, Ghost World, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, West Side Story, Waiting for Guffman, the list goes on and on.
Holiday: Christmas :D
Book: Harry Potter :D, Virgin Suicides, any David Sedaris
Vacationing Spot: Hawaii
TV Station: Bravo or Vh1

IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: Modest Mouse, Reel Big Fish, Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Death Cab, Maroon 5, Garth Brooks, Cursive, Elliott Smith. AC/DC
Person you talk most on the phone with: i loathe the phone. i guess nina though
Ever taken a cab? yes, in New York with Chelsea, :D
What color is your bedroom? sponged on light green
Do you use an alarm clock? i do finally, since i got one
Name one thing you are obsessed with: Diet Coke and Gilmore Girls
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? nein!
Ever sunbathed nude? Nope
Window seat or aisle? Window

LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? Stomach, as a big squished up blob
What kind of bed do you like? Soft!
Do you snore? no, but i wouldn't really know if i did or not
Do you sleepwalk? Negative
Do you talk in your sleep? Yeah, sometimes.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? no, they end up on the floor if i do

WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? real coke is better than pepsi, but diet pepsi is better than diet coke
Apples or Oranges? Apples, Granny Smith preferably
One pillow or two? two
Deaf or blind? Deaf, but i would miss music so much
Pools or hot tubs? neither, they're both disgusting
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
TV or radio? tv
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Tic Tacs, orange or lt. green, yummy
Snooze button or jump out of bed? Jump out of bed.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? Cheeseburger
Morning or night? Night
Indoors or outdoors? Outdoors, unless it's wet and freezing outside, or hotter than hell
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? day, although eve is nice and relaxed
Cake or ice cream? Ice Cream
Bert or Ernie? ernie all the way!
Spicy or Mild? i have low spice tolerance
Call or Write? write, i hate the phone
Dog or Cat? Dog
Bath or shower? bath, but i take showers
Book or Movie? Movie, i loooove movies
Green or Red apples? green!!!!!
Rain or Snow? Snow
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2005|12:14 am]
[mood | fullll and fat and gross]
[music |rodeo - garth brooks]

happy new years, punks.

haha, and how did i spend my new years?

well today i went to go see finding neverland with my mom. damn sad movie... and i'm such a wimp for movies. at least i'm not at the stage where i cry at hallmark commercials, i am not that far gone. sigh

then i realized i had no big plans, so my parents and i went to whole foods market, bought little snippets of some good food, such as pate and octopus, and really really stinky brie, and then just nibbled. watched garden state, had champagne. they didn't like theirs, made me have theirs, i don't like it so much. whatever.

and now i'm here. sigh

at least ruth is home!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2004|11:02 pm]
[mood | con-freaking-fuzzled]
[music |penny lane - the beatles]

at last! today i actually had a social encounter, therefore (somewhat) negating my existance as a hermit. i went to go see ocean's 12 with katy, nina, and niamh. 'twas a grand old time, and i am thoroughly jealous of nina's orange alligator flats she got for christmas. i quite enjoyed the movie, but it's always one of those that i really liked, even though i didn't really have an 'oh i get it' moment with all the ties at the end. i hate that. i think that's why i won't let myself watch the movie memento, because people say it's really hard to follow, but they all liked it, and i'll end up totally not understanding what the hell is going on.

in other news, i don't know what i'm going to do for new years eve. suggestions? much appreciated.

today was my daddy's birthday. he's 54. and my mom is 50. this is crazy. i still imagine them in their early forties. how crazy is time. tsk tsk, i take everything for granted. next thing i know, i'm going to be driving my son dweezil (if frank zappa did it, why can't i, dammit) to soccer or some sport that i don't understand, like curling. i don't understand curling, and why it is considered a sport. why? it's as ridiculous as having poker on ESPN. and the spelling bees, although those are pretty fun to watch, especially when the little fumbling indian kid that's on EVERY year loses at the last round. hahah sucker.

lately i've been thinking about what the hell i want to do with my life. i've never really thought about it. i've always just had snippets of future fantasies, but never anything set in my mind. i would ideally like to be:

a magazine editor
an actress
restaurant/inn manager
public relations consultant or something
pianist

GAH I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T FREAKING KNOW.
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(no subject) [Dec. 27th, 2004|09:55 pm]
[mood | a big lump of fat.]
[music |where you lead (gilmore girls theme song) - carole king]

by george, i have hit an all time low. of all time. did i mention that? by jove, i did.

well the reason i have hit an all time low is that i have been a sick sniffly blob, and have watched the second season of Gilmore Girls on DVD which i received for christmas for the past two days. i can't even tell you how many episodes that is, it is so mind boggling and sick. i hate how i'm a schmoe.

plus i hate all the crap food during the holidays. i hate it because i eat it, and i am an obese gazelle. WHY GOD WHY?

christmas was enjoyable though, i missed carly though :( some notable gifts:

gilmore girls season 2 (the first signs of JESS, dun dun dun)
a lightboard, like the ones that architects have
i'm gonna get internet in my room (wooooooot, although this may take a few months to happen)
a very nifty sophmore year survival kit compiled by my lovely sister

and i panicked, because i was supposed to make jim, my great uncle, a treasure hunt this year, like he always did with us. the problem was, his were always elaborate, and the coolest things in the world, but i ended up putting his gift in the microwave and making him play hot/cold. wow i suck.

almond roca and pistachios will be the death of me, i swear.
i need to see somebody, somebody that isn't part of my family, because i'm going crazy. i am a hermit, and rory and lorelai have been my only friends lately. i am so pathetic.

pity me.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2004|11:15 pm]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |complicated - ben gibbard (live)]

today i painted a self portrait. hurrah.
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2004|11:20 pm]
[mood | obese]
[music |tapin' up my heart - the mr. t experience]

guhuh i am an obese sausage roll.




and that's all i have to say, really.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2004|10:06 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |ascension - moulin rouge]

let me tell you a little bit about my friend, jordan patashnik.

i'd let her bake me a spice cake any day (you can interpret that statement in any way possible, you dirty dirty people)

she is quite possibly one of the weirdest people i have had the pleasure of meeting (and i mean that in the highest regards, as weirdness is a quality i hold dear to my heart)

she has a big purse.. i think the largeness of it is compensating for somethinggg... ouch burn.
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|10:45 pm]
[mood | giddy]
[music |tom petty - breakdown]

i just finished watching white christmas, so i'm all happy/giddy now. yay. today was my sister's shower, and i ate way too many cream puffs. sheeeezeeyyyy


don't you love laughing so hard that you feel like you've done a million sit ups? jeez, i love that.

and i love danny kaye. he's a funny guy. you know. white christmas. good stuff.


i'm glad i'm not too corrupted by today's society that i can still enjoy movies that are wholesome good stuff.

i'm such a FLUFFBALL

so now i shall float away.
but i'm too weighted down by the creampuffs. :P
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2004|11:20 pm]
[mood | tired as yo mama's hair.]
[music |plastic jesus - jello biafra & mojo nixon]

schoolllllsss out for SUMMER. Lalala, i mean WINTERrR..

i kick ass at alice cooper impressions. he's such a cool guy. he's an avid golfer, and is conservative. that just cracks me up :D
yesterday we watched movies in just about every class

french: au revoir aux enfants (now i want to see the end.. WHAT HAPPENS TO JULIEN??)
health: supersize me. ehhhhh, makes me want to vomit, but it was really good, although it skeeves me out.
i.s. : Elizabeth, well clips of it. i love cate blanchett, she totally should have won the oscar over that bitch gwyneth paltrow, myah.
choir: well we were going to, but do we really want to see mr. hollund's opus/ that thing you do for the FIFTY BILLiONTH TIME?? GAH!

tonight was mikhail/kams birthday party at newport hills. there were like tons of people there and such and such. it was fun, but it's one of those parties where you're always looking for your friend that just ran off with someone else. pshaw. anyway, there was this creepy guy i think that was named ethan/evan or something like that. oka ew just no. AHHHH WEIRD NOISES. i did get a santa hat though, and mr. len was there (hehehehe) so it was pretty funny. and grant asked out hyun-sun with this big flower for her and everything. AWWWWW, that's thooo adorable.
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2004|05:35 pm]


You Should Date An Italian!


You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy

An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming

If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him

Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta!




Which Foreign Guy Should You Date? Take This Quiz :-)




Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.



hell yes i should.

ciao bella.
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thidney ith thtupid. [Dec. 13th, 2004|08:37 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |harry connick jr - frosty the snowman (yeah what NOW BIOTCH)]

tolo was saturday! ruth and ian, jordan and mikhail, hyun-sun and grant, haley and bee, and dan and i had a nice l'il supper of pizza at my house. dan bought me chocolates, which i have so far eaten the majority of them. DAMN THOSE DELECTABLE PIECES OF HEAVEN. DAMN YE. but it was nice :D anyway, yes'm. okay, went to the dance in pam's car. we were SUPPOSED to get a limo, but i suppose you should really call at least a couple weeks in advance to book one, instead of the day before, myah. anyway, we got there, the decorations were quite an improvement over last years, in my opinion. i had a good time with everyone, but signs showed that dan may have perhaps rather had colin be his date than me :P heh. WOO. anyway. yes, well my stripper shoes were extremely painful, as they are a masochists wet dream. four inches of HELL, i tell ya. sheesh.

today in choir we didn't do anything, so anne, annie, danielle, Mr. King and i spent the whole period in his office, looking through public records online. we found out that Bill Gates house is 48,000 sq ft, and he has to pay like 950,000 bucks a year in property taxes alone. SHiiiooooot guy, that's hecksa sick.
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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2004|10:58 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |it's a long way to the top - ac/dc]

meeee heeeee heeee. i got mephistophilis!!! YAYYYYYY. these are one of those times in life where you actually get what you really wanted, and after you get it, you stilll realllly wanted it!! HUZZAH!

and davis got faustus, which will be fun, i get to screw his life over! yusssss.

tolo is today, foo


and i look like crap from last night. YAHYYYYYYYY
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(no subject) [Dec. 10th, 2004|10:30 pm]
[mood | drunk]
[music |sunday morning - maroon 5 (shut up)]

i have not written in forever. and this is all due to copious amounts of homework. copious i say... copious.

tonight i had to help serve and wait on drunk middle aged annoying people for my dad's christmas office party. why do people keep having these? the conversations they have are stupid, and it's always cramped. oh that's right: free margaritas and chili. that's about it. margaritas are quite good. not that i know. cough. anyway.

tomorrow is tolo. egads! that's soon. and you know what's not soon enough? WHEN THEY'RE GONNA POST THE STUPID CAST LIST FOR FAUSTUS. i'm really morose now though, because i thought i did pretty well with davis as faustus and me as mephistophilis during the callbacks, and i actually for the first time ever during an audition 'hey maybe i have a chance for this role!' yeah damn right. i was unaware that he had aisha read for it. myah. davis did super good as faustus, he should get it, cuz he ROCKS. man.... i really wanted to be mephistophilis. maybe god will actually overlook the fact that i do not acknowledge him in anyway, and he grant me this part. that would be greeeaaattt. anyway.

what shall i do with the money i made from tonight? manicure? meh. i dunno. whatever. everyone's getting those spray tans. i am not partaking in such activities because:
i don't want to pay for it
i don't want someone spraying me with crap in my birthday suit (or close to that state)
i just don't care enough

i did get shoes though, they're really cute, but i'm gonna have to change the way they tie, as they are ribbon lace up shoes, but they overpower the ribben laced tie up of the dress. and my damn necklace doesn't really match, and i am a gross, ugly goober, and i don't know what i'm gonna do with my hair.

GIRLS. who can stand them? i sure can't, and i AM one. sheesh. yo. that be wiggity whack. or just regular type.
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2004|10:24 pm]
[mood | mooo.]
[music |requiem for a dream theme - kronos quartet]

I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.


choir concert was tonight. i think god chose to smite us for being impish choir students, and punished us by impairing our ability to stay on pitch. or know the words. that can sometimes put a damper on the experience for the audience. but SCREW THEM, man, they just be bringing us down. all them 'supportive and loving parents'... pure manure. MANURE. yes'm. what i say is true. and what i say is:


annie's mother closely resembles Angela Lansbury.

and i prefered mr. king's hair in the floppy style, not none o' this '9.99 great clips special' CRAP. oh mr. king. what a kidster (shakes head condescendingly, furrows brow, intensifies all around facial expression... think constapation, but more tingly)

"oh mr. king, lie on your stomach for an experience you'll NEVER forget". i tham tho thick.

i finished that damn outline, WHAT NOW BYATCH? WANT SOME WANT SOME? GET SOME. yeah.

"I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly..."

funnnyyy.
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2004|08:52 pm]
[mood | sore]
[music |penny lane - beatles]

myahh. today i got back from whistler, in which i went with that crazy Orbach clan, and Kay (not Marsh, you FREAKS). anyway. yes. well i can tell you that i have a black ass, in the literal sense. and a black part of my arm as well, in the literal sense. this is because ruth and i attempted (well i attempted, she succeeded) to snowboard during our excursion. the first day of lessons were actually really good, as we were the best in the class, and we were doing really well. the hardest part that day was just standing up, which requires arm strength, which i don't have, and some ab strength, which i most definitely don't have. the next day, however, my ass, arms, legs, and back were slightly sore, but nothing i couldn't deal with.

and then.... DISASTER STRUCK! actually, it was quite nice :D

so we got a new instructor, and his name was Jamie, and hoooo boy, was he one hot piece o' ass. i'm talking, a well rounded hot guy, who wasn't annoying or snooty, or not approachable. methinks it was destiny. but after the lunch we had during the lesson (in which 3 of the 6 students were sent to a higher level or lower), jamie decided it would be great fun for us to do a full run. well the beginning part looked easy, so i was feeling pretty good about it. this feeling ended when we got to the super freaky icy cat track, where i had no arm strength left in my arms, so i couldn't get up, and ended up crawling down towards them. then after awhile, after more being stuck in drifts and falling a lot, there was a group of japanese tourists, sitting in the middle of the run, snapping pictures and whatnot. i somehow found myself going too fast, and while attempting to stop, i hit their skis, and flew up and landed very awkwardly on my tailbone. this is how my ass is black and broken.

well i could barely walk anymore, but i really didn't want to go up in the little ski patrol sled up the hill, so i SUFFERED (ha) and clung to jamie the rest of the way down, in which i boarded backwards the whole time, and he was going frontwards. in total hug position. this was nice. and those few miles going down, back and forth, slowly but surely, i was unfortunately unable to realize i was hugging a really hot guy, and instead i made grimacing faces and going 'mealhalkwejfalknelkweatjlkaewjrlake' and saying 'jesus my ASSSSSSSS' a lot.

but then he decided it would be fun for us both to go down straight, and really fast. and when he told me to turn, i 'accidentally' went the wrong way, falling onto him. whooooops. and then he kept apologizing, and saying he was so sorry, and then i would just be all 'guhuhhhh, t'ain't no problem'.

good thanksgiving.

p.s. i hobble all funny now :D
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2004|10:36 pm]
thesegouptoeleven.deviantart.com


je suis a dork.
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paint on my hands [Nov. 20th, 2004|05:19 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |Bicycle Race - Queen]

it would be a definite understatement to say that today has been a completely uneventful one.

5:00 AM - wake up, writhing in pain, as i have once again pulled a calf muscle in my sleep.
7:00 AM - my alarm goes off, and so do i. turn it off, and go back to sleep
8:00 AM - wake up again, as the sun is shining directly into my eyes. curse the sun, and go back to sleep
9:30 AM - begrudgingly decide to wake up
10:00 AM - check email
11:00 AM - go through stray sheet music
12:00 PM - play all stray sheet music
1:00 PM - make tuna
2:00 PM - clean room/ do laundry
3:00 PM - rearrange posters on wall
4:00 PM - draw pictures/paint
5:30 PM - now.

WOW. that's SUPER EXCITING. and i'll bee hoommmee allll alloooonneee tonight. and i've worn sweats alll day long. there is no food to make for dinner. or anything to do. but it's sort of nice.

last night i went bathing suit shopping with Carly (as she will be going to Mexico for her honeymoon). and then we went to marshalls and payless shoes. i bought ANOTHER purse. i think i'm a little too obsessed with purses, but it was too Chanel for me to pass up on. i think that makes it my 17th ish purse. i am an old bag lady. by the way, i definitely need some silver heels, AIEEEEE. Then i went over to Nino Scalopi's house (nina), with ruth, jordan, katy, niamh, and me obviously. the night involved eating too much crap (i.e. nachos, cold pizza, and ice cream), playing some Apples to Apples, and watching my big fat greek wedding. all in all, a successful amish get together.

this year i have decided that french is the best class for me academically, as i don't even study, and still get all the A certificate things, and i'm getting like a 97 in that class. this pleases me, as this is the first academic class where i haven't actually had to try to get a good grade in.... well i guess Nancy's humanities class in 7th grade was also really easy... but that was only because i found her favorite stapler that had been missing forever, so she bought me this bath & body works gift kit. it was sort of bizarre.

but then again, so am i .
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2004|03:08 pm]
[mood | calm]
[music |sound of settling - death cab]

today was a vast improvement over yesterday. i found my RETAINERS. yuusssss. and now i shall not have to pay like 100 bucks for them. that would SUCK. but i'm gonna make 40ish bucks tonight, as i am being a kidwatcher with ruth and emily at zara's french school tonight. that should be nice, not having to do much, and making 10 bucks an hour. i want to get a job. but that would require a car, which i don't have, and a license, which i can't get until the sixth months of permit holding is over. jeebus, i'm mean, i'm already sixteen, give me the damn license, beetches.

i had a nice lunch today, i went with carly and my mom to Uwajiymaya (spelling?). we got hombows and mochi, which are big puffballs of joy. however, mochi's texture does reminisce of flesh, but it's oddly satisfying that way. japanese teapots and bowls are the cutest things in the world, by the way.

oh jeez, okay the high school play was announced....dun dun dunn..... Doctor Faustus! this should be incredibly interesting, as kate is making it modern, and with genderless casting. i have done my part as an overanxious drama geek, and read the entire play online, then go through all the parts to see which ones i want. i'm gonna have to say it would be fun to be mephistophilis... or lucifer, but i wish lucifer had a bigger part. parhumph diggles.
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