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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2005|12:46 pm]
well, i haven't updated much on this thingy ma bob. so i do believe i just got one of those newfangled xanga thingys. now now, don't call me stupid...or okay, yes you can. but it's

www.xanga.com/squidknee

am i really regressing to fifth grade?


i do believe so.
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2005|09:50 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |i want to break free - queen]

i haven't updated in awhile. so suuuue me. hey did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? that's one hell of a libido, if you ask me.

anyway, i just got back from dinner at the good ol' koczarski house. good times, and pizza. always a nice combination. their kitchen has a definite apple motif. i just walked in and was like 'BOOM- APPLES". i personally prefer green apples, esp. granny smith. and no the fact that my favorite kind is named after a senile woman is by no means some sexual connotation. you're SEEECK.

anyway, the play rehearsals have been going good, chris (the director) has some crazy elaborate ideas for set/costume and sound/visual lights and stuff, it'll be interesting to see how he deals with the fact that we're not a big drama department. however, we did rake in 7 grand for Annie. that's because it's all middle school students, and those parents go to every freaking show.

bleah, by the way, we got our plan and psat tests back. better get my fitting for my walmart apron. sigh.


i wishh i was smrat.

i mean smart.

dammit.
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totally pointless, but MYAH on you [Jan. 1st, 2005|05:43 pm]
[mood |flirtyyou lookin' at me?]
[music |canned heat - jamiroquai]

Name: Sidknee Jayne
Sex: Girl
Age: 16
Screen Name: cheeky geek
Meaning: i am what i am
Siblings: Cardee! my love, my passion, my sister.
Height: 5'8 ALMOST 5'9"
Hair Color: blonde, but dark
Eye Color: Green
Writing Hand: left, yo suckas!

BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
Nervous Habits: i chew on pens (bleah, i know)
Do you bite your nails? only if i broke one
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Yeah! My right one
Can you blow smoke rings? i wouldn't rightly know that
Can you blow spit bubbles? Yessuh
Can you cross your eyes? so well, it will astound you
Tattoos? No, but i want to get a l'il one
Piercing? well i DID have my ears pierced, but no longer. it's a long story involving fainting
Do you make your bed daily? No, but i am remorseful over the fact that i don't
Do you clean your room? Yeah, why you be up in my biznass?

CLOTHES
What goes on first, underwear or socks? Underwear, i'm not a total freak.
Which shoe goes on first? left, because i'm just so spontaneous and crazy
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? none
What's sexiest on a guy? uhh i don't know, like a button up and a blazer.. oh yes.
What's sexiest on a girl? ....nothing.
Favorite Piece of Clothing: skirts, and i have plenty.
Pajamas: tshirt

FOOD
Have you ever eaten Spam? no, i am a deprived child
Favorite Ice Cream? cookie dough :D
How many cereals in your cabinet? Right now? some ancient ones
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? none, i'm a sloppy ho

GROOMING
How often do you brush your teeth? twice a day, once if i get home late from somewhere and i just pass out on my bed
How often do you shower/bathe? Once a day, sometimes i skip a day.
How long does your shower last? on a weekend, like 30 minutes, on a school day, 10 minutes
Hair drying method? Towel and then hair dryer.
Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? why yes, and i do it regularly
. Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? 50 pounds overweight, because i could change that
. Do you swear? damn straight i do
Do you ever spit? I'm a lady! Of course I don't spit!

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: penguins, seals, puppies :D
Food: sushi, any octopus/squid, enchilada
Month: June or December, or October
Day: friday! how typical
Cartoon: family guy
Flower: gerbra daisies, hydrangeas
Shoe Brand: ?
Subject in school: bleah, NONE. i guess choir because we don't do anything.
Color: blue, green, grey
TV show: Scrubs, Gilmore Girls
Movie: Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Amelie, This is Spinal Tap (hence the screen name), Zoolander, Eternal Sunshine, Mean Girls, Velvet Goldmine, Chicago, HEathers, Sixteen Candles, when Harry met Sally, any Audrey Hepburn, White Christmas, Indiana jones, Matrix, Goonies, Requiem for a Dream, Harold and Maude, Ghost World, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, West Side Story, Waiting for Guffman, the list goes on and on.
Holiday: Christmas :D
Book: Harry Potter :D, Virgin Suicides, any David Sedaris
Vacationing Spot: Hawaii
TV Station: Bravo or Vh1

IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: Modest Mouse, Reel Big Fish, Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Death Cab, Maroon 5, Garth Brooks, Cursive, Elliott Smith. AC/DC
Person you talk most on the phone with: i loathe the phone. i guess nina though
Ever taken a cab? yes, in New York with Chelsea, :D
What color is your bedroom? sponged on light green
Do you use an alarm clock? i do finally, since i got one
Name one thing you are obsessed with: Diet Coke and Gilmore Girls
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? nein!
Ever sunbathed nude? Nope
Window seat or aisle? Window

LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? Stomach, as a big squished up blob
What kind of bed do you like? Soft!
Do you snore? no, but i wouldn't really know if i did or not
Do you sleepwalk? Negative
Do you talk in your sleep? Yeah, sometimes.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? no, they end up on the floor if i do

WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? real coke is better than pepsi, but diet pepsi is better than diet coke
Apples or Oranges? Apples, Granny Smith preferably
One pillow or two? two
Deaf or blind? Deaf, but i would miss music so much
Pools or hot tubs? neither, they're both disgusting
Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes
TV or radio? tv
Tic-Tacs or Certs? Tic Tacs, orange or lt. green, yummy
Snooze button or jump out of bed? Jump out of bed.
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? Cheeseburger
Morning or night? Night
Indoors or outdoors? Outdoors, unless it's wet and freezing outside, or hotter than hell
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? day, although eve is nice and relaxed
Cake or ice cream? Ice Cream
Bert or Ernie? ernie all the way!
Spicy or Mild? i have low spice tolerance
Call or Write? write, i hate the phone
Dog or Cat? Dog
Bath or shower? bath, but i take showers
Book or Movie? Movie, i loooove movies
Green or Red apples? green!!!!!
Rain or Snow? Snow
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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2005|12:14 am]
[mood |exhaustedfullll and fat and gross]
[music |rodeo - garth brooks]

happy new years, punks.

haha, and how did i spend my new years?

well today i went to go see finding neverland with my mom. damn sad movie... and i'm such a wimp for movies. at least i'm not at the stage where i cry at hallmark commercials, i am not that far gone. sigh

then i realized i had no big plans, so my parents and i went to whole foods market, bought little snippets of some good food, such as pate and octopus, and really really stinky brie, and then just nibbled. watched garden state, had champagne. they didn't like theirs, made me have theirs, i don't like it so much. whatever.

and now i'm here. sigh

at least ruth is home!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2004|11:02 pm]
[mood |confusedcon-freaking-fuzzled]
[music |penny lane - the beatles]

at last! today i actually had a social encounter, therefore (somewhat) negating my existance as a hermit. i went to go see ocean's 12 with katy, nina, and niamh. 'twas a grand old time, and i am thoroughly jealous of nina's orange alligator flats she got for christmas. i quite enjoyed the movie, but it's always one of those that i really liked, even though i didn't really have an 'oh i get it' moment with all the ties at the end. i hate that. i think that's why i won't let myself watch the movie memento, because people say it's really hard to follow, but they all liked it, and i'll end up totally not understanding what the hell is going on.

in other news, i don't know what i'm going to do for new years eve. suggestions? much appreciated.

today was my daddy's birthday. he's 54. and my mom is 50. this is crazy. i still imagine them in their early forties. how crazy is time. tsk tsk, i take everything for granted. next thing i know, i'm going to be driving my son dweezil (if frank zappa did it, why can't i, dammit) to soccer or some sport that i don't understand, like curling. i don't understand curling, and why it is considered a sport. why? it's as ridiculous as having poker on ESPN. and the spelling bees, although those are pretty fun to watch, especially when the little fumbling indian kid that's on EVERY year loses at the last round. hahah sucker.

lately i've been thinking about what the hell i want to do with my life. i've never really thought about it. i've always just had snippets of future fantasies, but never anything set in my mind. i would ideally like to be:

a magazine editor
an actress
restaurant/inn manager
public relations consultant or something
pianist

GAH I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T FREAKING KNOW.
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(no subject) [Dec. 27th, 2004|09:55 pm]
[mood |lethargica big lump of fat.]
[music |where you lead (gilmore girls theme song) - carole king]

by george, i have hit an all time low. of all time. did i mention that? by jove, i did.

well the reason i have hit an all time low is that i have been a sick sniffly blob, and have watched the second season of Gilmore Girls on DVD which i received for christmas for the past two days. i can't even tell you how many episodes that is, it is so mind boggling and sick. i hate how i'm a schmoe.

plus i hate all the crap food during the holidays. i hate it because i eat it, and i am an obese gazelle. WHY GOD WHY?

christmas was enjoyable though, i missed carly though :( some notable gifts:

gilmore girls season 2 (the first signs of JESS, dun dun dun)
a lightboard, like the ones that architects have
i'm gonna get internet in my room (wooooooot, although this may take a few months to happen)
a very nifty sophmore year survival kit compiled by my lovely sister

and i panicked, because i was supposed to make jim, my great uncle, a treasure hunt this year, like he always did with us. the problem was, his were always elaborate, and the coolest things in the world, but i ended up putting his gift in the microwave and making him play hot/cold. wow i suck.

almond roca and pistachios will be the death of me, i swear.
i need to see somebody, somebody that isn't part of my family, because i'm going crazy. i am a hermit, and rory and lorelai have been my only friends lately. i am so pathetic.

pity me.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2004|11:15 pm]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |complicated - ben gibbard (live)]

today i painted a self portrait. hurrah.
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2004|11:20 pm]
[mood |drunkobese]
[music |tapin' up my heart - the mr. t experience]

guhuh i am an obese sausage roll.




and that's all i have to say, really.
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2004|10:06 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |ascension - moulin rouge]

let me tell you a little bit about my friend, jordan patashnik.

i'd let her bake me a spice cake any day (you can interpret that statement in any way possible, you dirty dirty people)

she is quite possibly one of the weirdest people i have had the pleasure of meeting (and i mean that in the highest regards, as weirdness is a quality i hold dear to my heart)

she has a big purse.. i think the largeness of it is compensating for somethinggg... ouch burn.
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|10:45 pm]
[mood |giddygiddy]
[music |tom petty - breakdown]

i just finished watching white christmas, so i'm all happy/giddy now. yay. today was my sister's shower, and i ate way too many cream puffs. sheeeezeeyyyy


don't you love laughing so hard that you feel like you've done a million sit ups? jeez, i love that.

and i love danny kaye. he's a funny guy. you know. white christmas. good stuff.


i'm glad i'm not too corrupted by today's society that i can still enjoy movies that are wholesome good stuff.

i'm such a FLUFFBALL

so now i shall float away.
but i'm too weighted down by the creampuffs. :P
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